Adrian Chiles on Lengthy Events

In a candid reflection on the nature of public events, many attendees express a common sentiment: most occasions tend to drag on longer than necessary. This observation was particularly highlighted during the recent Olympics closing ceremony, which left many spectators feeling fatigued rather than fulfilled. The writer recalls personal experiences, noting that rarely does one leave a concert, church service, or theater performance wishing for more time; instead, the prevailing thought is often that the event could have been shorter. The writer reminisces about a memorable concert by Meat Loaf in the 1980s, which, despite being hailed as a fantastic experience, became overwhelming as the encore stretched past 15 minutes. This sentiment resonates with the current trend of lengthy performances, such as a recent four-hour show that left attendees questioning the necessity of such duration. The juxtaposition of excitement and exhaustion is evident, as the audience grapples with the balance between enjoying a performance and feeling overwhelmed by its length. The closing ceremony, while intended to celebrate athletic achievement, became a drawn-out affair that tested the patience of both the audience and the athletes. The lengthy speeches and slow-paced proceedings contributed to a sense of weariness, with many spectators longing for a more concise conclusion. Ultimately, the experience serves as a reminder that, in the realm of entertainment and celebration, brevity may indeed be the soul of wit.