Jeremy Clarkson bans Keir Starmer from his Cotswolds pub

Jeremy Clarkson's new pub, The Farmer's Dog, opened to a tumultuous reception in the Cotswolds, with the Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, reportedly being the first person banned from the establishment. Clarkson described the opening day as a "s***show," admitting that the event nearly turned into a disaster. Patrons lined up for hours to enjoy his Hawkstone beer and traditional dishes, but the pub quickly ran low on food, leading to frustrations among eager customers. Local residents expressed their discontent over the pub's opening, fearing that the influx of visitors would lead to traffic congestion and parking issues in the quiet village of Asthall. Despite the excitement from fans who arrived early, some locals questioned whether proper permissions were obtained for the new establishment. Concerns were raised by local councillor Liam Walker, who urged the council to reduce the speed limit near the pub to prevent potential accidents. Clarkson defended his choice of location, citing ample parking at the former Windmill pub site and expressing relief that the chaos experienced during the launch of his previous venture, Diddly Squat, was not repeated. He noted that the council had been cooperative in addressing community concerns, emphasizing that the primary worry among residents was the potential for traffic disruption. As the pub settles into its new role within the community, it remains to be seen how Clarkson will navigate the challenges posed by local sentiment and operational hurdles.